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The Office (Corporate Gang​-​Bang)

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lyrics

The Office (Corporate Gang Bang)

We’re all wondering who spiked the coffee
Last night at the company party.
Could it be Ned from accounting?
He always seemed like he would like a good pounding,
Or maybe Jackie from HR’s a good bet.
She was tying Tim up with her fishnets.
Milton pulled up a power point presentation
Describing the synergy of mutual masturbation.

At the Corporate Gang Bang – We’ll have a good time.
At the Corporate Gang Bang – You’ll get to unwind.
At the Corporate Gang Bang – We’ll all get undressed.
At the Corporate Gang Bang – It’s your path to success.

Everyone in mergers and acquisitions
Was jockeying for the best market position.
It started out as a team-building exercise
With rapid market penetration between Kate’s thighs.
Brainstorming a simple mind mapping
Quickly turned into lots of ass slapping,
and a fast education from the CEO
When the interns drank from his fire hose.

In the morning we got a stern debriefing
By the chairman of the board at our company meeting.
At the water cooler gathering the admins found
The Head of Sales still gagged and bound.
All night he had found no relief.
Turns out, you can’t cry out with a ball gag in your teeth.
There was job security for the guys in IT,
With photocopies of their boss’s pussy.

Our market share would plummet if anyone knew
The other uses we put our products to.
There was employee turnover in finance.
They just couldn’t seem to keep it in their pants.
We’re a cutting edge company, dynamically empowered
Now that all of our trainees have been deflowered.
You’ve never seen this in a Dilbert strip.
We gave new meaning to flexible leadership.

I was always such a good girl… don’t laugh, I really was!
I worked hard in school. On Friday nights, you wouldn’t find me partying.
Oh, no! I was in the library studying! And it worked! I got excellent grades, and I graduated TOP of my class. When I went job hunting, I got hired at my first choice company. Imagine, me, starting out in middle management! It was like a dream come true!

They praised me for my qualifications,
When they recruited me for this prime position.
I had such high aspirations,
But all they really wanted was my jism.

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from Eatus Fetus, released November 15, 2014

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Eatus Fetus Berlin, Germany

This twisted toy box of demented musicians from the US, Britain and Germany come at you with their burning blend of punk- rock and opera with an in-your-face, fucked-up cabaret performance. Our music will touch you in your deepest, darkest places, where most dare not go. ... more

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